Excrement in Time closes the first triad by placing waste inside chronology. The coprolite becomes evidence that bodies preceded institutions and will outlast many of them. It is not merely disgusting; it is dated, sedimented and historically stubborn. Episode 3 marks the death of Sir Penis as an event in time rather than a private embarrassment. The old authority does not vanish heroically. It becomes material: preserved, catalogued, interpreted, and faintly ridiculous.